"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
repeat after me: dating is not synonymous with fucking
you can go on a date without it ending in sex
PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JUST FIVE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO AGREE WITH THIS
You can also sleep with someone without dating them… just saying.